I can't walk into a library without leaving with at least a book or two.
1: Yesterday I was returning some books and walked out with a bag just as full as I'd walked in with.
2: Today I was returning two that I finished last night... and I brought six more out of the building.
There is something about having all the books in one place that makes me think I might have the chance of reading them all if I just get faster. I did subsequently finish one on my way home. But I can't really claim that it was thanks to some huge reading speed that I might have. It was shortish, thick, sparing on words and images but was still a little fun to read. The title caught my eye as I was checking out. "If we ever break up this is my book". It inspired me to try out some amusing ideas... some that I don't think the intent was really there to begin with but will none the less hopefully give me a smile in the future.